Shit minder


the person you get to look after or ‘mind’ your stuff or ‘sh-t’ while you go to the bathroom or have to do another 5 minute errand.
sarah: “dude, i need to pee… can you mind my sh-t?”
anthony: ” f-ck you! i’ve had enough of being your sh-t minder!”
sarah: “…”

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