shit missile
an unbelievably hard and most likely long sh-t that comes out of one’s -ss. the pain experience by “firing off” a sh-t missile is second to only explosive diarrhea and an -ssplosion. this is an immense amount of sh-t that forces tiself to come out in the most painful way possible.
a loud “spelunk” noise will occur when the missile has left the firing chamber.
the etymology of this term dates back not long ago when metroid prime 3: corruption came out for the wii. since samus’s gunship was actually good for something other than saving and reloading this time, it shot missiles that were greatly helpful, yet majorly under used. the term “ship missile” is quite similar to “sh-t missile”, and either a mispr-nunciation or a misspelling brought “sh-t missile” to use.
holy f-ck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
let me in the d-mned bathroom, i have to launch a sh-t missile!
(afterwards)
motherf-cker!!!! son of a b-tch, that hurt. -looks down-
holy sh-t! it looks a meter long!
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