shit money
the theory that all money, despite being the closest thing to true value, is worthless when you are on tour. hence all your money is worth sh-t all.
‘dude, that parking ticket was for £200!’
‘sh-t money.’
‘man, that stripper cost 400 bucks!’
‘sh-t money.’
1) very rich and/or snotty person often seeing themselves above you 2) a person usually easily mooched off of
-d-mn dogg, i’m hungry. let’s go to sh-tmoneys house and take somma his food.
–aight, how bout we grab some waffles and juiceboxes?
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