shit monkey
the undeniable cause for morning breath. a screeching monkey that spends it’s nighttime hours visiting households around the world, with the sole purpose of sh-tting in the sleeping occupant’s mouth.
that d-mn sh-t monkey got me again today. he always visits after a heavy night of drinking.
6 more definitions
1. sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. brown-nosing toady.
1. “hey, did you steal my lunch, you sh-tmonkey?” 2. “better kiss more -ss, sh-tmonkey, if you want that promotion.”
female person that talks excessive amounts of rubbish that makes as much sense as a jibbering monkey flinging sh-t across the room.
lloyd: hi bronwyn, how was your day?
sh-t monkey: blah blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah.
how was yours?
an expletive used the same way as sh-t, but it’s more fun to say.
sh-t monkey! i burned my arm on the curling iron.
a date (usually a chick) that gets so drunk that she sh-ts herself.
sally can’t hold her liquor, she’s such a sh-t monkey.
any obvious lying f-cking primate bi-pedal -sshole espousing falsehoods out of it’s r-ct-m-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.everything that falls out of these creatures is pure sh-t,hence-“sh-t monkey”
george w. bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. right next to the phrase-“blatant sh-tmonkeyness”. there are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. they can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.
soemthing you can yell when you don’t know what the f-cks going on or this too hardcore for you…can be used in plural and singular…can be used as a noun an adjective and an exclamation
noun:stop being a sh-t monkey handjobber
adjective: well that’s sh-t monkey tastic
exclamation:
tamara: hey kyle want me to give u head
kyle: halleluija, halleluija…halleluijaaa..
dylan:holy sh-t monkeys i did not see that coming
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