Shit n’ biscuits
a term shouted out when a bad or undesired turn of events takes place or something doesn’t turn out the way you want it.
example #1
(man’s arm is partially blown off in an explosion)
man: sh-t n’ biscuits!
example #2
guy #1: dude, i just saw your dog get hit by a car
guy #2: what? fluffy?!?!?
guy #1: yeah, i’m really sorry man…
guy #2: aw… sh-t n’ biscuits!
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