Shit ‘N Switch
the act of defecating yourself and then going back to change into different underwear, shorts/pants, etc. before anyone noticed you were gone.
jimmy sat in the lecture trying to hold in his m-ssive log until his bowels gave in. in a span of 5 minutes, he left and came back in a pair different colored shorts that went unnoticed by everyone, and resumed normalcy. jimmy successfully carried out a sh-t ‘n switch.
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