shit ninja

someone who sits in a public toilet taking a sh-t as silently as possible, not moving around or making any noise, with the intent of catching someone doing something embarr-ssing thinking they are not there.

it is usually a good idea to duck down and check for sh-t ninjas before you do something that would otherwise be considered embarr-ssing.
joe: -walks into bathroom, thinking n-body is in there-
joe: f-ck, that sl-tty little b-tch was so motherf-cking hot! but too bad she’s only twelve years old! -slams wall with fist-
-sound of rustling toilet paper-
joe thinks: (oh god, it’s a sh-t ninja)

mike: -walks into bathroom, thinking n-body is in there-
mike: i gotta take a m-ssive f-cking dump! -faaaaaart-
-sound of someone shifting around on a toilet seat cover-
mike thinks: (f-ck, not another sh-t ninja)
the evil bandits that sh-t in one’s mouth over the course of a night, leading to the not-so-fresh feeling we all know as morning breath. the ninjas camp out longer after one partic-p-tes in a night of drinking or other elicit activity.
man, the sh-t ninjas really got me last night.
the art of taking a sh-t or farting without your boyfriend, husband or roomates knowing you did so. only females can be sh-t ninjas
“dude my wife is a sh-t ninja, we’ve been married 2 years and to my knowlege she hasnt sh-t once.”

he who sh-ts in close proximity to others without being noticed.
guy 1: who in the h-ll sh-t on my shoe?

guy 2: looks like we have a sh-t ninja on our hands!
what douchebag video game nerds call you when they cant think of anything else to say.
video game nerd: why did you trip me down the stairs jack-ss?

me: fight me?

video game nerd: you know what! your a sh-t ninja!