shit of your life
the biggest/largest sh-t of your life, one piece , color is an exception( for all you vegetarians out there ) measured in turrecks, ( 1 turreck is the equivalent of 1.36 kilograms) sh-t has to be of biblical proportions and take longer than 35 minutes to deliver.
chris:
dude..i just had sh-t as big as a bus
lee:dude your only 4feet tall and you had a sh-t that big, it must’ve been the sh-t of your life!!
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