Shit on my Tip
upon removing one’s circ-mcised p-n-s from a female -n-s, one may discover fecal matter stuck to their glans p-n-s. can be used as an exclamation, prepositional phase or literally.
as an exclamation:
-mike just got in a car accident-
mike, “sh-t on my tip!”
as a prepositional phrase:
jason, “sh-t on my tip, that b-tch gave me herpes from a bl-w j-b.”
kyle, “that sucks, herpes is for life, i know from personal experience.”
as a literal representation:
jason, “dude i had this girl, doggy style, bent over the toilet, f-cking her in the p–p cutter.”
erik, “did you get any sh-t on your tip?”
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