shit on the coats
when you and your boys get done drinking/smoking/snorting, y’all are down to rage. you all grab the coats and run for the door. while everyone is pumped there is the one friend standing dead behind everyone else, realizing something smells. not fishy, but sh-tty and realizes there is funk on his coat. the other friends then smell the sh-t while simultaneously looking back at the guy who is screaming “there is f-cking sh-t on my coat!!!!” everyone panics with rage and throws there sh-t off.. years later everyone asks the question who sh-t on our coats while driving to work.
ah f-ck i think someone shat on the coats!
he walked up to the fire and asked everyone who sh-t on the coats!?
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