shit or wind his watch
a paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.
bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn’t know wether to sh-t or wind his watch!!!
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