Shit Paper
what you use to remove feces from your -ss. sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. never magazine pages, too slick.
see also: corn cob
d-mn! no toilet paper. looks like i’m gonna have to go get some sh-t paper.
alternate name for toilet paper. name was adopted when two friends saw toilet paper on the ground covered in sh-t.
josh found some sh-tpaper on the ground. darien decided to adopt the name for laughs.
sh-tpaper comes in different colors, sizes, and scents (usage varies this)
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