shit picker


someone who picks sh-t out of their b-tt.
“did you see how little billy was scratching his b-tt crack?” “yeah, he’s a little sh-t picker.”
a person who constantly picks at their “sh-t” or genitalia.
mike is always picking and scratching his crotch. taylor said he is a sh-t picker.
either a bin man, or some school children who pick up general cr-p off the floor
aah! that sh-t picker tried to pick me up
someone who picks sh-t out of his/her -ss.
shade7x is a sh-tpicker.
a person’s finger or the remaining stump of a finger
ted watched in horror as the grenade blew of his buddy’s sh-t pickers.

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