Shit Pillows
when you place a wad of toilet paper in the empty bowl before you take a sh-t. this “pillow” m-ffles the sound…so no one knows you’re sh-tting.
friend: i’m going out of town this weekend with mike for the first time and staying in a hotel. how will i p–p without him knowing?
me: dude, just make a sh-t pillow.
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-ss cheeks. need i say more?
wow fred look at the sh-t pillows on that b-tch.
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