Shit Platter


a meal commonly eaten by young men who live alone or with a male flatmate.

the “platter” mainly consists of birdseye and bernard matthews chicken/turkey products such as chicken dippers, golden drummers, mini kievs, chicken chargrills and the like.

the “platter” is usually served with a side garnish of onion rings, breaded mushrooms and of course, chips/fries of your choice.
alright cornelius, i’ve had a proper sh-t day at work, what you having for dinner?

just a couple of golden drummers, chicken dippers and curly fries, maybe a couple of other bits of delicious frozen meat covered in golden breadcrumbs.

f-ck me!! a you having a sh-t platter!!! do us one as well please geez!

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