shit plus two equals eight
a way to use the word “sh-t” in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.
while preparing dinner for the family, a mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, “well sh-t plus two equals eight!!!”
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