shit pole
the act of p–ping out one single terd into a condom and then freezing it. after it has been frozen, a female or h-m-s-xual then uses it as a subst-tute for a d-ld- in order to pleasure her/himself.
that b-tch can’t even afford a d-ld-, she just uses a sh-t pole.
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