Shit Puke
you know when you were really young and were sick, and your mom wasn’t there and your dad was just like help me idk what to do with this child and you’re just a sick little baby and then all of the sudden you sh-t and puke at the same time and the tsunami is unleashed? yah that’s a sh-t-puke
katy! help! the baby is about to sh-t-puke!
bruh, i was so sick last night, i almost sh-t-puked.
3 more definitions
verb: (1)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter whilst leaning into a near-by garbage can and/or sink and vomiting. usually transpires after heavy drinking combines with copious amounts of food.
(2)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter, whenst you realize you must vomit, and you stand up, and turn around and puke all over your sh-t.
(1)my friend clyde had a big dinner for his 21st birthday, then we went out and got him hammered drunk. when we returned to his domicile, he proceeded to head into the bathroom, drop his trousers, sit on the toilet, and sh-t puke for the next 2 hours. “let it ride.”
(2)i was sitting with this chick in the living room of my friends house in college when i had to take a sh-t. i went into the bas-m-nt (where there are no walls, just a toilet) and proceeded to sh-t-puke after too much taco-bell.
when because of out partying till the early sunrise you decide to releave yourself by leaning out your friends window and puking on the street, but instead puke out your -ss.
“i never sh-t-puke before, but once i puked-sh-t”
noun. nad.
nad == sh-tpuke
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