Shit Rocket

a sh-t so intense, that shoots out of your -ss so fast it displaces the water in the toilet and splashes it all over the wall behind you; it comes out with such impressive force that it sometimes cracks the porcelain.
every time i eat bacon cheeseburgers, i have to take a sh-t rocket.
when your smashing a bird up the -rs- and she sh-ts and comes at the same time getting a nasty f-cking mess all over your c-ck and b-lls
i was smashing the granny out of this bird the other night and she only sh-t rocketed all over me, went f-cking everywhere.
condom filled with sh-t, tied at the top, used as a d-ld-! so a girl can make her own sh-t rocket and throw it away when done! and she only pays like 69 cents for a condom. life made simple!
wow. i can’t believe meg sh-t rocketed herself last night! it was awesome!
another name for a volkswagen scirocco.
i thought my honda was bad till that sh-t rocket p-ssed my -ss.
when f-cking a hot chick and endeavoring not to reach -rg-sm too soon, a solution involving placing one’s finger in one’s two-hole, then placing the same finger in one’s mouth. has prolonging effect, apparently.
so this dude who’s name i can’t reveal (lawyer/client relationship y’know) was f-cking madonna and was trying not to come so he gave himself a sh-trocket. it works!