Shit Skiing
when you go for a sh-t in the toilet and there’s no seat or you don’t wont to sit on it, you pull your pants down and -ssume the position a down hill skier would use.
bloke 1 “there’s no seat in the toilet”
bloke 2 “best go sh-t skiing then!”
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