Shit-spigot
1. someone who constant runs their mouth spewing out utterly boring nonsense or mis-information;
2. someone that keeps running on about the same topic that no one is interested in, even though they’ve been told to shut up many times;
3. same as above except they have no idea what they’re talking about – they keep spewing factually incorrect garbage or a theory that’s been completely debunked.
bro, did you hear ernie last night. he’s nothing but a streaming sh-t-spigot?
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- Shitty Pancras
matt’s cat. she’s small, she’s white, she’s r-t-rded. known for psychotic behavior, extreme idiocy, and clumsiness. smells like poo. often yellow when dirty. avoid -ss at all costs. i had to lock sh-tty pancras out of the room because her yellow b-tt smelled.
- shitty taco
the act of two women scissor together, usually lesbians, and one females sh-ts into the other females v-g-n-. the “taco” is referring to the v-g-n-. girl 1: hey, you want to go have a sh-tty taco ? girl 2: sure, i would love to!
- shivo
to terminate something, particularly a scene in improv comedy hmmm… this scene sucks, lets shivo this bad boy adj. being extremely weak from hunger “hey, ryan, let’s stop at tacoh-ll. i’m so shivo i could eat the -ss out of a skunk!”
- the how's she going
a slight ‘opening up’ of the hockey stick while on the forehand, so as to sell the goalie on a forehand shot, in order to go backhand. he coasted in on a breakaway, gave him the how’s she going, slid the puck to the backhand and put it top shelf.
- Shivowned
an expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly. ace:hey someone call 911! this kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick! gary: ….that kid straight up got shivowned. ace:……oh my god your right……