Shit Spit

the water that splashes up into your -n-s when releasing a t-rd into the sh-tter.
brad decided it was no big deal that he was out of toilet paper, for the sh-t spit rinsed out his farthole just fine.
to spit out something in some way resembling sh-t in texture, smell, taste, feel, or look.
me: dude don’t put that cappuccino mix in your mouth. you might sh-t-spit it on this awesome shirt.

david: -pfffffffffffffff- (sh-t spits)

me: dude what the f-ck?!?!
a potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. when taking a sh-t of monumental proportions, your mammoth sh-t may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold sh-t water to erupt and hit your -n-s. is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. side effects of the sh-t spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.
person a: gimme just a sec…
-loud splash noise-
person a: oh f-ck.
person b: what’s wrong mah man? you almost done in there?
person a: the water stabbed me in the ol’ p–p chute!
person b: you, my nasty sir, have just experienced a sh-t spit.
person a: man, f-ck this…
when you f-ck a girl in the -ss then let her sh-t in your mouth, then spit it back in her -ss.
after mike&mary dropped their son off at daycare, they did a sh-t spit.
when you do -n-l with a woman and let her sh-t in her mout, then spit it back in her -ss.
after me and my wife dropped our son off at daycare, we did a sh-t spit.