shit sprayer


sh-t sprayer-(adj.) a person who releases liquid fecal material from their -n-l cavity in a violent manor resulting in a wide area of your toilet to be covered with rectal fluid. this person does not clean up the toilet after release.
that f-cking sh-t sprayer matt marked his territory all over our toilet again. it sure would be nice if he would clean up his own sh-t for once.
1. the sprayer with nice-smelling sh-t that you spray in your bathroom after you take a giant dump. sometimes the big sh-ts don’t smell at all, but you should definitely sh-t spray your bathroom after a dump for the sake of your roommates, who will then sh-t spray for you.

2. basically febreze, but you probably bought the cheap kind.

3. can be used as a verb: to sh-t spray–to spray the sh-t sprayer.
examples:

1. tom: b-tchf-ck aaron, you forgot to use the sh-t sprayer. now my cologne smells like your sh-t.
aaron: it’s ok, if you get lucky you’ll just feel like you’re doing -n-l.

2. jason, should we buy 1 sh-t sprayers or 2?
buy 3, nick’s making chalupas for dinner.

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