shit stick

believe it or not, in the medieval ages when there was no charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scr-pe away the feces after taking a dump. the stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term “wrong end of the sh-t stick” was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the “stick”, you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.
jeb quickly reached over for the sh-t stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.
comes from the spanish word “caga palo”. means a person who messes around to much. a f-ck-up
that guy is a real big sh-tstick!
a cheap cigar; typically one that can be bought at a gas station or discount tobacco shop.
“don’t waste your time smoking that sh-t stick! if you’re gonna have a cigar, buy a good one.”
the s-x organ of a h-m-s-xual.
when the bot boy pulled out he looked down and noticed his sh-t stick.
the device used to break a giant piece of sh-t into smaller pieces so it becomes flushable, usually a coathanger or wooden stick.
quick! we’d better get the sh-tstick this one looks like its not going to go down on its own.
a useless person. one who is unable to do anything that requires initiative, patience or determination, other then complaining.
i asked if it was ok to leave my bag there but some sh-t stick came along and said it was against health and safety rules.
toilet plunger.
whey you lay down a coil the size of texas and it won’t go down, use the sh-t stick.

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