Shit Swagger
a group of pensioners go into a zoo with 13 swag bags and try to steal all the poo.
mary: did you get all the swag?
john: every last sh-tting bit of it.
mary: good lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
what a sh-t swagger
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