shit the hay
to fall asleep from being f-cked up instead of from just being tired.
chris was so drunk last night he sh-t the hay in the middle of the floor.
when someone p-sses out due to substance abuse. a variation on the pg phrase “hit the hay”.
my roommate totally sh-t the hay last night!
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