shit train
the level of inebriation or drug-induced handicap that is far beyond the standard human experience. if the terms “tipsy” and “buzzed” are used to describe the low end of this spectrum then the only level higher than “sh-t train” is death. subjects designated as sh-t trains are likely in the beginning stages of alcohol poisoning and should seek immediate medical -ssistance.
“did you guys ever find nandini after the club?”
“no, was she ratchet?”
“no girl, she was a sh-t train.”
when you are taking a sh-t and it is one long continuous piece that is still attached to your -sshole.
i was on the toilet the other day and i had to squeese my b-tt cheeks together to stop the sh-t train from coming out my -ss.
a train that is very late, to the point of p-ssing off the people waiting for it.
oh, the sh-ttrain is so late!
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