shit trashed
extremely intoxicated. involves being ridiculous and probably blacking out. signature product of combining grain alcohol and uppers such as red bull or cocaine. being sh-t trashed creates glorified regrets and is addictive.
she was sh-t trashed last night and i simultaneously envy and feel sorry for her.
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