shit up my dog’s ass
an expletive of canadian origin, specifically southern ontario. can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.
whilst playing hockey and/or curling: “sh-t up my dog’s -ss, it’s cold!” alternately, pierre: “can you believe the canadian olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie ruskies?” piet: “sh-t up my dog’s -ss!”
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