shit walk
the act of clenching ones b-tt to prevent a leak of the -n-s. the result of this act makes one do a speeding duck walk to the bathroom.
dude! that guy had to use the sh-tter so bad he had to do the sh-t walk!
the walk you take when you have to take a sh-t usally in a public place. this walk consist of swearing, holding and rubbing of the stomache and constent mumbles of how bad you have to sh-t. the moment you see the bathroom door you feel a huge sense of relief.
mike: yo are we leaving yet?
chris: ya man just wating for mark.
mike: where the is he?
chris: oh he just took a sh-t walk, who knows when he’ll be back…
to walk with one’s head held high and an att-tude of utmost disgust towards whomever the walk is aimed at.
“dude, that team sucks. let’s sh-t walk them and freak them out a bit.”
when a person is walking and taking a sh-t at the same time, preferably without clothes on. the result is a silly walk while doing it.
take the camera and record me while i do this awesome sh-t walk.
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