Shit wand
the brush used to wipe clean the sh-t skid marks off the inside bowls of toilets. often used in european toilets which do not have inclined bowls, and thus, the sh-t skids as it is being washed down.
dude 1: yeah i just took a big ol’poo and there are skidmarks all over the toilet
dude 2: you best be usin’ that sh-t wand to clean that sh-t up.
dude 3: sausage
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