shit whiskers
1) whiskers, such as a moustache or a beard, that are made out of sh-t particles
2) whiskers or hairs that grow out of a piece of human or animal sh-t
henry: hey benny, when you get a second, look to your right and check out that guy’s disgusting beard.
benny: d-mn henry, it looks like that guy has been washing his face with his mother’s -sshole. the dude has a serious collection of sh-t whiskers huh.
or
“i forgot to pick up my dog’s sh-t while i was walking him yesterday and when i walked by it today, the t-rd had some serious sh-t whiskers growing out of it”
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