Shit Wired Tight
sh-t wired tight: adjective/noun
the highest state of organization and readiness. not too be confused with not having your sh-t wired tight, the opposite of having your sh-t wired tight.
#1 big jay cliburn showed up at the island a day early with a carton of winston cigarettes, 10 cases of light beer from milwaukee’s best (iced down), eggs, bacon, a mapp gas torch, and a .45; that guy has his sh-t wired tight (swt) unlike his son aka junior aka simba aka littles.
#2 de roode and stallings showed up with all of their gear at the boat dock on time with beer iced down, tenderloins marinating and fishing gear rigged.
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