Shit Yourself
(v) – to push so hard as to defecate in one’s undergarments unintentionally.
oh my g-d larry, i think i just sh-t myself.
the release of such an ungodly fart that its potency and duration make those around the farter believe that the farter did not merely fart, but indeed sh-t his pants. usually either an insult at the farter’s discourtesy in not leaving the room, or a proud boast to indicate the true power of methane.
them: pffft
me:
to release of sh-t/cr-p/poo without removing your clothing, usually your pants and/or underpants.
joe: ugh! what’s that smell, larry did you sh-t yourself?
larry:uhhh, yeah?
something ive done and so have you.
this is going to be a picture finish. dude you just sh-t yourself
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