Shitake Mushrooms


instead of cursing, you can use this word for when you’re mad. the real meaning, sh-t.
oh, sh-take mushrooms! we did it again!
1. a j-panese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. a cute and subtle replacement for curse words.
1. man, these sh-take mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. sh-take mushrooms, i just stubbed my toe!
1. a j-panese mushroom

2. a subst-tute to the s word when teachers are around
person 1: omg i accidently stabbed you

person 2: shiiiii (teacher walks by) sh-take mushroom
is an edible mushroom native to east asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.

a way to save yourself in an embarr-ssing moment or excuse yourself when using the word “sh-t”.
(in a cooking cl-ss)

(teacher talking to students) i hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.

(student knocks over someones dish)oh sh-t!
(teacher looks at student)
(student)..take mushrooms, sh-take mushrooms are hard to make but i think that’s a good idea
slang for a small p-n-s.
“i can’t believe she’s dating kwan. he’s got a sh-take mushroom.

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