shitbake


a person who is a total lame -ss, an idiot who cannot do anything right.

mainly used in the english speaking caribbean

can be used interchangably with sh-tsnake and sh-thound
e.g. “watch max totally screw this up, he’s such a sh-tbake”

“you’re a sh-tbake, you can’t possibly do this”
if you stick your face in somone elses -ss crack you will more than lykly end up with sh-t bake.
i thought i was licking my girls p-ssy but it was her -ss ring and now i have got sh-t bake for f-ck sake!!!!

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