shitbutt
sh-tb-tt is this cat that had t-rds all stuck to its -ss. we were hanging out at my friends apartment when all of a sudden we noticed that sh-tb-tt had infiltrated the perimeter. we have no idea how sh-tb-tt got in the house but it was walking around with p–ps attached to its -ss. we finally booted it out.
the next day we were watching tv and a cat came on the tv and was like meow meow and we were like weird. then it kept going after the cat on tv was off tv so we were like wtf? so my friend walked into his roomates room to find that sometime in the night, sh-tb-tt had snuck back into their apartment and crashed on the bed, thus spreading his sh-t-ss all over.
who let sh-tb-tt in the house!
gross, get that sh-tb-tt away from me.
dude, is sh-tb-tt your cat?
h-m- sapien of the lowest kind. a sleezy man who will use cheesy pick-up lines and refer to you as a “s-xy creature.” one of distasteful ancestry. always watch out for a sh-t b-tt within a close proximity, because they will de-flower you of your human likeness, and thus more sh-t b-tts will multiply.
gawd! that guy was such a sh-t b-tt!
omg! there’s a sh-t b-tt! run!
i think the sh-t b-tt got me pregnant…dammit! our child is going to be a r-t-rd.
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