Shitch
an uncomfortable itch surrounding one’s -n-s; usually created as a by-product of an improper or ineffective -n-l wipe following a bowel movement. can also be the result of a shart.
bob: what are you scratching at larry?
larry: my -ss. the restaurant ran out of toilet paper and now i got a serious sh-tch. you got any baby wipes?
a sh-tty b-tch. an exceptionally sh-tty b-tch.
man, that girl sure is a sh-tch.
a woman or women who are so stuck on themselves that they think every man is trying to s-x them.
hey shay, how about you stop sh-tching. you are clearly old, loose, and a tired excuse of a woman. sorry b–boo, no one wants you.
f-cking up with one girl then getting with her friend.
oh sh-t.. she is upset, i guess i’ll just do the ol’ sh-tch for her hot friend
slang term giving emphasis to the end of the word “sh-t”. can be used for many different situations and it adds that little something extra when trying to express your excitement to someone.
“sh-tchyeah ill go to the strip club”
“sh-tchyes i will go see hairspray with you”
q: “what do you want for lunch?”
a: “a sh-tchkabob”
“i visited “sh-tchinattii” over the summer”
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