Shitclamp
sh-tclamp “sh-it-clah-mp”.
1.) one who clamps sh-t.
2.) a person whom you dislike
3.) an arrogant redneck
4.) a random insult
“listen sh-tclamp, i don’t care what you did with your sister in the walmart bathroom last night, f-ck off”.
a person who loves to do sick things with tools
cory from sparwood is such a sh-t-clamp
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- Shitful Thinking
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- Shiteyarse
he whose -rs-, or -ss, -n-s, whatever you prefer to call it, is covered in sh-t. a dirty, ned, theiving c-nt. look, there’s sh-tey-rs- kimmet and his ugly maw.
- peeping turtle
1. when a sh-t teases the sphincter by popping in and out. 2. a h-rny roomate. 3. a taunting of the -n-s 1. i ate corn for dinner, and my -ss retaliated by pulling the peeping turtle. 2. my roomate is a peeping turtle. he watched rusty donkey punch an old stripper.
- P-LALED
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