shitcocked
to be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an -ss, boning a b-tterface, or kicking the sh-t out of one’s best friend.
i have to apologize for f-cking your sister last night, i was totally sh-tc-cked.
a phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.
also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, sh-tfaced, crunked, etc.
wow, billy got sh-t-c-cked last night.
1. adj. the condition of having sh-t on one’s c-ck after -n-l s-x.
“my girlfriend is coming over and she wants me to f-ck her in the -ss. h-ll yeah, i’m gonna get sh-tc-cked tonight!”
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