Shitcut
a completely awful haircut , often defined as something akin to a 7 blade all over . takes about two minutes in the barber’s chair and bang your looking sh-t as ever.
famous sporters of the sh-tcut include markey stephens and fergal markey
” theres the sh-tcut ! ”
1: to sh-tcut (verb): to summarise tedious bullsh-t into something intelligible, to either get to the meaning underneath, or discard the argument.
2: a shortcut that, when taken, goes badly wrong. especially appropriate in rural settings.
1: most corporate-speak can be sh-tcut into ‘work together and stop looking at p-rn during office hours!’
2: ‘since when was a rock festival held at an abattoir? this was a real sh-tcut!’
when there is not enoough time to take a full bowel movement, you take a sh-tcut.
oh god, i’m gonna miss the movie, guess i’ll have to take a sh-tcut.
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