Shitea
a sh-tty collection of tea that makes tea connoisseurs weep. you want that perfectly steeped cup of tea and someone gives you a bag with artificially flavored tea leaves. screw that i’ll cut the mint leaves in my backyard before i drink essence of wilfred’s -sshole.
ex 1: “i went to a brits house the other day and he was bragging up his tea collection. i was excited because by stereotype he should whip out a bunch of earl grey and sport table cubed sugar. instead this guy opens his cabinet revealing a bunch of sh-tea.”
ex 2: “i’m at the local ihop eyeing up some honeys. for my tea i generally use orange blossom honey, of course. the waitress brings out my tea bag and it’s some rat poison, sam’s club blend. i slapped the tray from her hand, “what a load of sh-tea!”
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