shitegery
(sh-t-tee-jər-ee)
1) a plan of action designed to achieve an expedited expulsion of feces.
2) a covert method of attack to ensure a quick bowel movement.
3) perfecting the balance of proper courtesy flushing, time on toilet, exhaust fan usage, match lighting and/or air freshener sprayage to camouflage olfactory detection of an authoritative sh-t session.
at the party, michael utilized excellent sh-tegery by holding off a trip to the bathroom as long as possible. that way, his bowl movement would be quick and go unnoticed.
thanks to sarah’s perfected sh-tegery skills, her boyfriend had no idea her ibs had flared up at his apartment.
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