Shiternity
1. t-rd grid-lock 2. a loitering t-rd 3. the slow moving p-ssage of a single t-rd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall
breaking news …”ty-d-bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men’s room after complaining about an upset stomach. his pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a sh-ternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party…..”
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