Shitexting
texting while taking a sh-t
“dude i was sh-texting today….that j-panese food killed me”
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an activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while p-ssing the extended time on the pot.
using the bar restroom, zoe was sh-texting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than antic-p-ted.
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