Shitfaced Bastard
1. when your face is covered in excrement and you don’t have a father or;
2. when you have been a total kn-b and called your mate a pr-ck, you are known as a sh-tfaced b-st-rd
jonny: pr-ck.
tom: stop calling me a pr-ck you sh-tfaced b-st-rd!
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jonny: oh no! i fell in cow cr-p! oh no, i just remembered dad…
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