Shitful Thinking
when one does think that the future will be sh-tful and it ends up being fine.
john: lets go out tonight honey.
sophie: i’m to tired john.
john: com’on it will be fine
sophie: alright (sigh)
3 hours later
sophie: that was actually quite fun.
john: see, sh-tful thinking
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