Shitgasm
the state of relief and euphoia just after unleshing a giant cr-p(or perfoming “shock and awe”) from your body… usually accompanied by a long sigh of relaxation as your sphincter retacts to its normal state. much like the state of relaxation after an -rg-sm… kinda…
“i sh-tgasmed twice already this morning… its gonna be a good day!”
that really good feeling you get after taking a big sh-t
guy: i took a huge sh-t like 5 minutes ago and now i’m having a really great sh-tgasm.
when an individual releases the excrete that has been building inside of his or herself for hours. this is proceeded by a euphoric relief.
“gregg, ever taken a sh-t that just felt so right”
“oh, you mean a sh-tgasm, totally!”
n. the best part of feciation. a moment of infinite awesomeness.
boy: ohh, yeah! yes!
mom: honey, whats going on?
boy: nothing, mom. just having a sh-tgasm on the toilet.
straining so hard to pinch a loaf that a little bit of j-zz dribbles out.
man, after that sh-tgasm i had to clean my -ss and my c-ck!
when a girl sh-ts during an -rg-sm
sh-tgasm…..just imagine ‘psycho’ but with sh-t
the incredible feeling of taking a long antic-p-ted sh-t.
i had to sh-t for hours and couldn’t find a toilet; but once i did i had the best sh-tgasm of my life.
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