shithammer

verb, to sh-thammer.
to accomplish something by brute force, without planning, elegance, or rework.

often heard in it organizations when referring to computer code that was poorly designed, and in need of drastic re-writing.
those guys never think about what they’re doing, they just sh-thammer their code into production.
let’s face it … sometimes a plunger simply will not do the job. that’s when you call on the sh-t hammer.
d-mn, junior. you need to eat some roughage. i’ve been plunging this toilet for an hour. now, i’m gonnna have to go rent a sh-t hammer!!
resulting from bg’s (bubble guts), sh-t hammer is word for word the same definition as water hammer (the concussion and accompanying noise that results when a volume of water moving in a pipe suddenly stops or loses momentum), but replace “volume of water” with “volume of sh-t” and the sudden stop in pipe is your sh-t hitting your sphincter causing your full intestinal track to rattle uncontrollably, and therefor making you believe your gonna sh-t your pants!!!!
your sitting in a quite place where the focus is on someome else when suddenly the focus gets turned on you, because you experienced sh-t hammer.
us army slang for actions which follow an individual’s decision to make something happen in the shortest possible time, without regard to the laws of the universe.

also know as “trying to jam 5 pounds of sh-t into a 2 pound bag,” and “trying to put a bowling ball in a marble bag.”

a second, less common usage, is used to describe a unit or kill team’s decision to f-ck up an enemy by brute force, in order to provide an educational experience for surrounding enemy units. also called “customer service” or “community service.”

being on the receiving end of this particular kind of service is to be avoided, when possible.
oh goddammit, i know the axle’s broken, for f-ck’s sake, i can see it. we’re two miles out, just sh-thammer that b-tch back together enough to get us there. after that, who cares, we exfil on blackhawks.
a fecal bludgeon. (physically smashing somebody with your p–p)
“if i don’t have my money by friday i’m going to sh-t hammer you…”

“how do you like the smell of my sh-t hammer!?”

“don’t mess with him, he will sh-t hammer your life away.”

“nothing like a good ‘ol fashion sh-t hammer for breakfast.”
old -ss (rad) song by electro-industrial band numb.
sh-thammer burrow back… fade to black…
the act of dropping a large fecal bludgen upon another individual.
we dropped the sh-t-hammer on saddam in operation:enduring freedom bombings.

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