shithoused


drunk out of your mind
i’m so sh-thoused i don’t even remember my name!
the next level beyond being just drunk. a state of complete and utter stupidity.
hey man, you were so sh-thoused last night you burned your house down.
totally hammered= drunk!
he was sh-t housed last night at that party
this term for being extremely intoxicated is a variation of the term “sh-t faced.” it is commonly used in the military, particularly in the marines and navy bases in hawaii.
can also be phrased as simply “sh-t house.”
i got so sh-t housed last night that i woke up in k-bay next to some random marine.

dude, it’s only 6 p.m. and you’re already sh-thouse.
(adj)- a step beyond just being drunk/high. if 15 beers gets you drunk, then 20+ gets your sh-t-housed. a replacement for the term “sh-t-faced”.
i did like 12 beer bongs last night. i was totally sh-t-housed.
really, really drunk
i can’t drive right now because i drank twelve beers and i’m sh-thoused.
to house so much alcohol in your sh-t that ‘hammered’, ‘drunk’, ‘tanked’, ‘completely rat–rs-d’ or any other words used to describe your level of intoxication suddenly become a simple, insipid understatement.
dude, brent was so sh-t-housed after downing that whole bottle of captain morgan private stock. whammy!

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